dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
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dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
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apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come
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The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
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being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
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