May 2013
dickochet:
Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
hungarian:
*takes a nap* who am i
ectogasmic:
YOU KNOW WHOS CUTE??!?!???
*SOULJA BOY VOICE* YOUUU
terrible:
wow liking someone that you can’t have really sucks
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
egberts:
be there or be2
meladoodle:
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
pizza:
iwillneverstoptalking:
apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come
who said that
ohdear-prongs:
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
skateboarder420:
i cant believe my son just dadzoned me…
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
goldenclitoris:
*white girl at a party voice* can you like, take a picture of us?
considerablybigben:
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
dampsandwich:
how gross would it be if girls pooped
mycroft:
an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
madeelinee:
more stuffed than a 12 year olds bra at a one direction concert
rneerkat:
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
broadway-aradia:
when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
trust:
trust:
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
theheavyheartinthephonebooth:
blinkstolemyheart:
imagineharrypotter:
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
